Kirley Duke (McCormack)

The first person to guess who wrote a song today gets a signed t-shirt.

I'm so excited...and I just can't hide it...

I bought myself an early Christmas/late birthday present today and I can't stop giggling like a girl over her. She's so bloody gorgeous and smooth as silk. I can't stop running my hands over her or plucking her strings!

Want to see? Not that you peoples out there get a choice...

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Isn't she the beautifulest thing you've ever SEEN?!

Opening this thing up makes me brain nearly MELT (I'm melting aaaaah - where does that come from, by the way?). All this chitchat about weddings and getting impregnated, it gives me the heebie-jeebies. This whole country's gone to pot. None of the handwriting is familiar, either.

WHERE ARE ALL THE NORMAL PEOPLE, EH?

Myron, I know you're out there somewhere. The same with the rest of you lot. Butterfly, where are you? You always write when I do.

Celestina's balls......I -- am so BLOODY BORED

Even the telly and these crisps aren't enough anymore! Can someone just scream my name for remembrance sake? PLEASEEEEEE

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There's something I don't understand about Diagon Alley. Whenever it's advertised, it always claims to have "all the needs of the every day witch or wizard," right? Then can someone explain to me why there ISN'T a music shop hidden away down there? They say they have everything, but they lie.

It's all lies.

See, instead of just popping a few streets away and getting what I want, I have to find guitar strings and picks in a catalog or go hunting for them somewhere else. It's highly inconvenient, especially when there's a gig tonight or I want to figure out this chord right the f- now.

Someone should open one. Seriously. You'd already have my patronage and I guarantee you that would be enough to live off of for the next few years given how many times I break a string or want to buy a new guitar!

( Kirley Duke )